Watching the Oscars, waiting for someone to thank...
That's it, I'm moving
Chicago I love you, but you’re bringing me down.
…so far I have broken up two fights, been pushed down by a pregnant girl, and students were just maced in the stairwell. Just another day in Chicago Public Schools.
500th Post and Re-Introduction
I am a twenty-five year old, well-traveled academic who drinks too much coffee and buys more books than I have time to read.
Last Night's Meetup
Here is the list of all those that came to the meetup last night. If your name does not appear on the list: You didn’t sign in, or I couldn’t read your chicken scratch Fluctuat DistinctEnimga Ifitseasy Homosexualsittinghour All-the-lights Singleinchicago Bowtiefriday Snooz3r Haikudasai Iamsosorry Trixmix Bandwagonpete Devmonster Beejangles ...
Going to get white girl wasted tonight. Hello President’s Day.
They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway!– 30 Rock (duh)
Anonymous asked: So what was it like not getting a poem this year on vday? hahaha :)
Chicago Fest Guide 2011 →
The Fest Guide is up. Hello three-month summer vacation and drinking my way through every neighborhood in Chicago.
Notes on a Blackout
atleastmymomthinksimcool: I dont even own a VCR let alone a dirty one. The stamp on my wrist says Hydrade, my empty bed says waste of a cover charge. Where did Grindr come from? My drinkin is killin me. Gentleman Jack is actually an asshole not gentleman. The 7-11 has better sandwiches than the shell station. I blame valentines day.
Anonymous asked: If you had the option to have a threeway with 2 of your Tumblr followers who would you pick?
Anonymous asked: Were you ever hot for a teacher?
TMI Tuesday →
So, what do you want to know?
Marina and the Diamonds - “Mowgli’s Road”
Chi Tumblrs - 1 Robyn ticket for sale
My friend backed out at the last minute. $35. “Ask” me your number.